The people at Television Without Pity created fake diary entries for popular vampires in today’s culture and sure enough, there was one jsut for our Edward Cullen. They He writes:
Dear Diary, I’m having second thoughts about this whole “going to high school” thing. Carlisle says it helps us blend in longer, but does it? Really? I mean, if we just lived in the woods, and made sure our fake IDs said we were 18, wouldn’t that be better than making sure every kid in town knows us, and getting our pictures taken and published in book form once a year? Also, the homework is starting to get really annoying. I mean, I have to write a paper on Miles Davis, and I can’t even mention that we hung out that one time. This bites. Oh, well, guess I’m gonna go break into that new girl’s bedroom and watch her sleep.
Read other fake diary entries of other vampires such as Bill’s from True Blood, Spike’s from Buffy, and even Count von Count from Seseme Street at Television without Pity.